So the president comes up with a solution that he thinks will work and calls Milton into this office. "Some of the other board members," He tells Milton, "are used to working only with Mormons, and are threatening to quit if you remain on the board." I don't want to have to decide between you and them, so I worked out a solution that I hope you will accept.
Rachel looks at him angrily, and says: "Tell me, what kind of idiot are you?"
Milton is shocked by Rachel's reaction. "But didn't you complain for all these months that it was wrong to convert and that we should go back to being Jewish?"
Rachel, still very upset, says: "Of course I do, but NOW, just 2 weeks before Pesach?"