Sunday, December 25, 2011
Here are some beautiful Chanukah wishes from UJA Federation of Greater Toronto.
The children of Toronto's Associated Hebrew Schools Posluns Education Centre were asked a timely and simple question: "What do you think about on Chanukah?"
The answers? We're sure they'll make you smile.
Here are some of our favorites:
"Sometimes I don't like the draydel game because my brother takes away all the chocolates."
"The good guys -- a lot of Maccabees -- they're like the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Greeks are the bad guys like the Montreal Canadiens."
"Antiochus gave the Jews a time out. They couldn't pray, they couldn't watch TV, and the Jews said 'I don't want time outs anymore.'"
"The Maccabees are the heroes of the holiday, just like Batman."
"I think Judah Maccabee looks like Justin Bieber."
"You just take a little bit of brown stuff and then you smush it up and put it in a circle and then you put it in the oven and when it's ready you can take it out and it looks like a latke."
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