Four hours into the flight the captain suddenly announces over the public address system:
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. No one is injured. An hour later Sheldon turns to his wife and asks, "Marlene, did we pay our charity pledge check to Ohev Kessef Synagogue yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds "not yet".
Sheldon, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Marlene, did we pay our United Jewish Appeal pledge?"
"Oy, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Marlene, did you remember to send a check for the Synagogue Building Fund this month?" he asks.
"Oy, forgive me, Sheldon," begged Marlene. "I didn't send that one,